Doctor Two-Brains MP3 Challenge (fanfic)
1. Drop the Bass-Skrillex (pairings 2B and WG)
He couldn't stop thinking about her, even though she kept foiling his greatest and most sinister plans. Every time Doctor Two-Brains looked at WordGirl something about her made him smile, everything about her was just simply amassing. Sighing ever-so-gently he lays his head on his work desk in utter defeat. He knew a heroin like her could never like a villain like him. All of a sudden a familiar red blur zips through an open window. "Hey Doctor Two..." WordGirl says as she sits on a crate."What's wrong WordGirl? You sound really depressed..." Doctor Two-Brains says as he walks over to her. "I'm not." she says, giving Two-Brains a really big smile."Would you like to go to the movies with me?"
2. Behind Blue Eyes-Limp Bizkit (pairings 2B and WG)
Doctor Two-Brains quietly walks through the city in the dark, freezing cold rain. He couldn't believe it, he had actually done it...he got rid of WordGirl...forever. At first the city showed him the upmost respect, out of fear they gave him the thing that he desired the most, cheese. They gave him anything he wanted without a problem. However, all of the other villains were disgusted. They kept calling him heartless; they were pissed because WordGirl was a very good person, for this they've all stopped talking to him. Even his own henchmen left him because of this. At first Doctor Two-Brains could care less what anyone else thought and paid no attention to this. But now he feels...alone. He wanders in the darkness in what now seems like an empty city, alone in the freezing rain, wishing the pain could go away....
3. Kill Everybody-Skrillex
His eyes, they seem allot redder than before. They were a deep, bloody red color, his psychotic smile and gaze made every villain in the room quiet. "Are you okay their Doc?" the Butcher asks as he breaks the silence, moving closer to Two-Brains to see if he's okay. "I want to kill...." Two-Brains mumbles as he pulls out a ray gun, blasting the Butcher in the chest. Horrified, the rest of the villains start attacking Two-Brains without hesitating. Laughing, Two-Brains happily doges every single attack. Without even turning his gaze he fires another shot. With just one shot he hits Granny May and The Amazing Rope Guy right in the head. "Everybody in the world..." he mumbles again. Pointing the ray gun down the rest of the villains are cowering in fear behind turned over tables, Two-Brains makes his way to the door when Tobey timidly asks "W-What's wrong with y-you?" Two-Brains Turns around, gives everyone another psychotic smile, holds up a remote that says 'DETONATION', and simply says "I WANT TO KILL EVERYBODY IN THE WORLD!"
4. Numa Numa-Ozone
Gracefully dancing around like an idiot Doctor Two-Brains starts to move across the room, a blue MP3 player in one hand and a broom in the other. Today was another 'clean up the secret lair day' and he usually DREADED those days. But not today! Oh no! His henchman Charlie left his MP3 player lying on an empty crate. At first Doctor Two-Brains was either going to throw the thing away or turn it into another object of mayhem. But as soon as he slipped those headphones on he began to sway slowly to the beat as he worked. But as time went on he was really enjoying the music, so he began to have fun as he worked. After finishing cleaning up (and his dancing) he turns around to discover that Charlie was standing there the whole time!! Charlie was clapping, "Nice moves boss!!" He shouts, only to have Two-Brains throw his ownMP3 at him!
5. What is a Juggalo-ICP (ft. Gamzee from Homestuck)
"FUCK YOU ALL!!" Gamzee and Two-Brains shouted as they cleaved right through bodies, laughing hysterically as people cried in pain, running after people who were fleeing from the horrible massacre taking place in the peaceful yet busy city. "MoThEr FuCkIn TwO-bRaInS, yOuR tHe FiRsT MoThEr FuGgEr I'vE mEt WhO EnJoyS kIlLiNg AnD mAkInG pOwDeR fRoM dEaD pEoPlE's SkUlLs!!!" Gamzee shouts over the blood curling cries of their victims, Two-Brains have never felt so alive! Wearing black and white clown face paint with black dye in his hair he smiles back at Gamzee, he never knew that he could ever be fast friends with such a strange creature. So much they had in common!!
6. I Hate Everything About You-3 Days Grace (pairings 2B and WG)
Each and every single day WordGirl keeps on making Two-Brains life harder and harder, because of this he fucking hates her with a passion. He was fucking glad the know it all brat was finally dead, he could care less!! He threw his head back and laughs at the thought of this. He could fucking care less that she is now 6ft under, rotting, collecting worms. He walks back to the secret lair, over to what seems like an abandoned workbench and sees a very tiny box. He picks up the tiny box, brushes off the dust, and opens it. In the box he finds a locket, in the locket was a picture of him and WordGirl hugging. At the very bottom of the tiny box he finds a tiny letter, the small letter said "Two-Brains...I know I turned down your offer after all of those years of us going out...but yes Two-Brains. I WILL marry you^^. I hope you're still not mad at me for throwing you in jai-"Everything drops to the floor, the locket, the box, the letter, all drops to the floor. Doctor Two-Brains sobs in his hands; unable to handle what all he's just read, the only thing he can say, even though it doesn't matter anymore was "I'm sorry..."
7. Bumble Bee-Dance Dance Revolution Game (pairings 2B and Lady Redundant Woman)
Two-Brains tugs on his tight costume, sighing as he stands alone at the punch bowl. It was Halloween and all of the other villains were having fun with their dates. Two-Brains was annoyed because he was wearing a stupid ass bumble bee costume, it was the only thing that could fit him. Other villains took notice and snickered at him, though to Two-Brains THEIR costumes were allot dumber. Sighing again he takes another sip from his cup. "Hey you-" He hears from his left, he turns around to see Miss Lady dressed in a beautiful purple flower dress. "Wow.....wait, w-where's your date, Mr. Big?" Doctor Two-Brains questions curiously as she scratches the back of her head. "He...Can't make it....Word Girl threw him in jail for trying to take over the city." "Ah..." They stand awkwardly at the punch bowl for a couple of minutes, Two-Brains shyly turns around to get another look at her when Miss Lady kisses him on the cheek. "W-Would you like to dance Bumble Bee?" Miss Lady asks while trying hard not to blush. Two-Brains smiles and takes her hand, "Sure, Miss Flower." And they both enter the dance floor as the DJ plays a slow song.
8. Whispers in The Dark-Skillet
Two-Brains makes a mad dash towards the Fancy Chancy Jewelry Store, his attention was turned towards turning off his deadly machine, NOT CHEESE. Although this is his goal for today he had to turn it off before it permanently turns the Boxford family into cheese. He should've known that all along that Becky Boxford, the daughter of Mr. and Mrs. Boxford, was actually WordGirl!! He's endangering her entire family! He couldn't let that happen to his rival's family, despite the lies that WordGirl has told him he could never take anyone's life just for cheese!!! If WordGirl were to just tell him who she actually was this would've never happened! He runs inside to turn off the machine, praying that he doesn't screw up, thus making the machine sputter out of control and turning the Boxford's into cheese anyways.
9. Wait and Bleed-Slipknot
Steven Boxlinger quietly sits in his abandoned lair; it's been 10 days since he's changed back from being Two-Brains. What's different about the lair around him is that bodies and blood were everywhere, he couldn't believe that Two-Brains forced him to do this just so he can see the world again...this isn't what he wanted....Tears streamed down his face, anger washed over him as he shouts and curses at the top of his lungs "DAMN YOU SCIENCE!!! WHY?! WHY?!" "Oh shut up Steven."Steven looks at his reflection in a mirror, Two-Brains was in place of his reflection, staring right back at him. "You-WHY DID YOU MAKE ME DO THIS?!?!" Now with pure rage Steven punches the mirror, cutting his knuckles in the process, he doesn't care anymore. "You wanted to be free, right? So in return of you getting your precious body, you had to kill. Kill Steven, everyone you've ever loved." Two-Brain's voice echoed in Steven's head. Two-Brains laughs, feeling a hand on his shoulder Steven's eyes open with surprise, Twp-Brains whispers in ears. "You created me Steven, for science. I'm not the monster here Steven, YOU ARE!!!" Steven violently shakes, screaming in bloody murder he feels Two-Brains pulling him out of his physical body, pulling him back to the darkness where he was the first time he turned intoTwo-Brains. His hair slowly fading from an autumn brown to snow white. "If you don't like it Steven, go back to living in your pitiful mind! Two-Brains shouts over Steven's cries, once again taking over his body. It's now 0 days since Steven Boxlinger turned back into Two-Brains, and this time he's never coming back...
10. Dam Dadi Do-Nightcore
"RAVE PARTY!!!" The Butcher shouts over the pounding music, waving around various different colored glow sticks. "Play more of that now beats baby!!" Granny May shouts as she starts busting moves on the dance floor. DJ Two-Brains turns up the volume, watching his fellow villains bust out the weirdest but sickest moves he's ever seen! Since Two-Brains knew more about today's modern technology better than everyone else he was in charge of the music for the 'No Hero's Allowed' party. Since he was assigned he didn't know what kind of music everyone liked, so he began messing around with music programs and created his own music. At first he was doubtful, and so far everyone was fucking loving it!! They kept telling him to 'play more, play more! Keep the party going!' Messing with dials and playfully messing with the lighting program and the volume he was killing it (in a good way:/)! The beats he created made everyone dace as if they were being mind controlled, and surprisingly they weren't!! Mr. Big was fist pumping like nothing, and even The Amazing Rope Guy was getting noticed for his awesome dancing. Two-Brains kept the beat going, and He had to admit, he sort of liked being a DJ!